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The Royal wedding.
myheadisaprison-andnobodyvisits:
My family:
Me:
My friends:
The majority of the UK:
Newspapers and magazines:
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ATTN MOLLY: I HAVE MY OWN MORMON
BOTTLE OF MORMON?
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
what am I doing with my life I am drinking my own mormon from a bottle molly help me skdhgsdkgs
mine has added lemon for ZING power
THOSE MORMONS LOVE THEIR LEMON ZING
DAMN STRAIGHT THEY DO
IT GIVES YOU A BOOST OF ENERGY, SINCE CAFFEINE IS A NO-NO
BUT MORMONS ALSO ENJOY RED BULL
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For anyone who hasn’t seen it yet~ CRY WITH MEHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part II official trailer. English version.
Just gonna reblog every time it comes on my dash.
IVE ALREADY SEEN IT YET IM CRYING WITH YOU.
LOVE.
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I laughed harder than I should have…
omg this is perfect
Same as the first comment. I laughed harder than I should have.
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Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica, takes the universe! But, bad news, everyone, ‘cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot! You’re all whizzing about. It’s really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute, because I AM TALKING! Now the question of the hour is, “Who’s got the Pandorica?” Answer: I do. Next question: Who’s coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me! No plan, no back-up, no weapons worth a damn! Oh, and something else I don’t have: Anything to lose! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little spaceships, with all your silly little guns, and you’ve got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who’s standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you! And then, AND THEN… do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.
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